• 11:43 Looks like it might be time for some new slippers at work (Yes, I wear slippers at work)
• 12:29 Hey Brixton, who let the dogs out?
• 17:02 ATTN JOURNALISTS: If a gun is a "semi-automatic" then it is not a "machine pistol"—it can't be both—please get a clue.

• 08:40 Its windy, raining, and four snowflakes fell somewhere in NJ, so of course everyone is crashing into everything.
• 11:05 Newsflash to Billy Joel's daughter: you cannot suicide yourself with homeopathic "medicine", because there is no medicine in it. It is water.
• 12:16 Libertarian website Reason discusses the politics of punk/hardcore and why NYHC got shafted when it comes to recognition.
• 17:07 I want this little creature to be my friend.
• 17:55 Have you ever wanted to see Michael Jackson's "Thriller" choreography performed by Japanese monsters? Now you can.
• 18:02 The Star Wars Adidas are actually not bad at all.
• 18:21 This is basically me dancing to Earth Crisis in 1996:
  
  

• 10:48 SWAT team storms Toronto office for LEGO gun— twurl.nl/xdip3s —Who's buying me that Lego kit for Christmas?
• 15:36 Took my puppy for a walk yesterday twitpic.com/sklru
• 16:38 Half-inch jellyfish nearly kills man bit.ly/4HHjKg AUSTRALIANS—STOP GOING IN THE WATER. Everything there wants to kill you.
• 17:32 I wish these dudes would get stung by the afore-mentioned jellyfish: bit.ly/5kMxuP
• 17:57 I think I just found my new winter hat, over on the far right: bit.ly/8hGxGF Just kidding, even I won't wear those.

• 14:08 Just [knowingly] ate some instant noodles for lunch that expired in March 2008. They were excellent.
• 14:21 A year ago I'd have had no interest in seeing a whole movie about babies— twurl.nl/vau36c —Now that trailer is like STAR WARS to me.
• 17:23 DANGEROUS—twitpic.com/s5hk2
• 17:46 This man sucks at everything he does twurl.nl/0undqx
• 18:07 Funny how all of a sudden the GOP just loves Medicare, which they have historically opposed bit.ly/5qEDuQ

• 10:08 Only one debut album in Nielsen/SoundScan history has sold more copies in its first week than Susan Boyle's—Snoop Doggy Dogg's Doggystyle.
• 10:10 ... Which is even more remarkable when you consider that far fewer people actually BUY music these days. twurl.nl/dn7ptg
• 12:20 twitvid.com/09B02 - My son has discovered how to make pterodactyl sounds, and is fond of doing so.
• 16:02 JUSTICE: Barbaric cowardly shitbag who beat & robbed 101-yr old ladies convicted of hate crimes & sentenced to 75 years bit.ly/8ruY2D
• 16:58 I don't do web design, but this is a recurring story in any designer's life: How a Web Design Goes Straight to Hell — is.gd/5bAcL
• 19:15 Some golfer banged like basically every woman in America— bit.ly/73EdhI —His name is Tiger, what didja expect. GOLF SUCKS, WHO CARES?

• 13:42 O HAI. twitpic.com/ruwsz CARE FOR SOME SUSHI?
• 15:14 What would you do if the world was ending tomorrow?
• 15:29 The Large Hadron Collider is basically the stupidest thing ever.
• 16:49 Some problems cannot be solved, some messes cannot be tidied up. I say that’s the case with Afghanistan. twurl.nl/hgzck4
• 17:30 I can't wait until Brixton starts crawling: vimeo.com/3263721
• 17:36 UNICO, embarassed by the existence of guidos, wants to trick the rest of us into thinking they don't exist twurl.nl/dn3c0s

• 08:04 Obama's exceedingly familiar justifications for escalation.
• 08:09 Oh Palin, you're so silly! I love it when you get everything wrong.
• 10:23 Buske has put on headphones. I guess he doesn't want to listen to the new Lethal Bizzle record all morning.
• 11:14 Girl with glasses? CHECK. Cowboy boots? CHECK. Throat tattoos? CHECK. Large silenced rifle? CHECK—Great style!
• 11:26 Obama will send 35,000 vampires and werewolves to Afghanistan, because there are no actual human U.S. troops left. (via @wonkette)
• 14:10 Forget SUV's—I wanna take it back to my childhood and get one of these.
• 14:42 "Don't Think Twice It's All Right" on ukulele—I back this:
  
• 16:46 What you need is the Freedom Tray. Buy the Freedom Tray. Experience Freedom.
• 18:03 Designing merch for Susan Boyle. This makes my mom happy.
• 18:40 Everyone stay away from Buske—HE HAS SHINGLES.

• 09:54 Pumpkin pie for breakfast. Again. Life is good.
• 10:52 Hey Pennsylvania, you know how you bottleneck 10 lanes of traffic into 2 lanes over a mile or so near Stroudsburg? THAT IS FUCKING HORRIBLE.
• 11:44 Sarah Palin’s regular Joe "bus tour" is actually a private jet tour—the bus just takes her from airport to appearances.
• 12:43 Surprised Kitty is amazing:
  
  
• 15:05 MIDI versions of hardcore classics by Minor Threat, Cro-Mags, Black Flag and more. Strange yet awesome.
• 18:33 No, crazy woman in Massachusetts, that does NOT look like Jesus on the bottom of your iron. Not fucking at all.

• 22:31 Great SNAPCASE video from Syracuse in 1994—and there is me coming in from the right at 6:08, flailing wildly around.
• 10:49 10 Things You Need To Stop Tweeting About—I'm definitely guilty of #6, but I think other than that I'm good.
• 12:24 Dana Perino: "We did not have a terrorist attack on our country during President Bush’s term"—ORLY? Just what in the fuck was 9/11?
• 13:23 This is me next Halloween—Life-sized walking Tauntaun costume.
• 13:58 Ronald Reagan himself would fail the GOP's new "Reagan’s Unity Principle for Support of Candidates” purity test.

• 10:05 We’ve now got a whole generation that is accustomed to screaming at cultural enemies as an end in itself is.gd/51R3w
• 11:52 I'm sorry—when you have spent that much time wearing regular swim trunks, you can't just suddenly switch to Speedos: twurl.nl/j5o128
• 17:35 All these Sarah Palin Parking Lot videos of her dumb fans are funny, but you could make the same thing at an Obama rally, or anywhere else.
• 17:38 Ultimately, they are just cheap laughs at other's expense. WHICH I AM OK WITH because I'm an asshole, but they don't tell us anythng useful.
• 17:48 BUT HAHAHAHAHA twurl.nl/wxxk7u ANYWAY.

• 11:16 Yes, I think this explains it:
  
• 13:08 Funny email exchange between a customer and a Blockbuster Manager over late fees: is.gd/4ZLlv (via @buffalokill)
• 18:22 The movie trailer version of "But I have black friends!" twurl.nl/gt8qpm

• 04:22 Oh, good morning!
• 09:41 Buske got a dozen new hip hop records last night. That means I will be miserable all day.
• 14:51 God, this guy … with the bowing, again. What little fascist-communist dictator is Obama kowtowing to this time? bit.ly/1PYVgM
• 16:57 Japan, you are awesome— twurl.nl/1n1ul8 —Don't change.

• 12:39 A teacher was arrested after asking a student to put out a hit on another student—what ever happened to detention?
• 12:53 Shooting back at pirates repels the attack? Who'd have thunk it!
• 13:12 Meet BRIXTAR, a sinister comic book super-villain from the 80's plotting world domination:
  
  
• 14:59 NYHC legends ANTIDOTE have been added to the NEGATIVE APPROACH show this weekend in Brooklyn.
• 16:06 Nicolas Cage Will Get to the Bottom of This Whole Somali Pirate Thing.
• 16:24 Healthcare (and health in general) is worst where Republicans poll best.

• 10:33 Ex-Islamic radicals on what motivates—and impedes—extremism: bit.ly/4lnJDK
• 18:02 You guys like my new look? twitpic.com/pswow
• 18:56 Twenty-seven states have banned texting while driving. But twenty-five states offer traffic updates via Twitter.

• 10:07 RT : Please vote for Issue Oriented in the 2009 Podcast Awards, Entertainment category: tr.im/ESxc (via @RonenKauffman)
• 10:23 Do you ever just feel wonderful? For no particular reason? Just feel especially good—well-rested, happy, motivated? That's me today, so far.
• 12:01 Brixton plays air guitar — twitpic.com/pd2om
• 17:53 In the last 6 months—before flu season started—H1N1 has killed nearly 4,000 people in the US, including 540 children. twurl.nl/y75zq4
• 19:45 My son peed on his face today. The first of many milestones I'll miss by being at work all day.

"Earlier this week, Councilwoman Letitia James blasted the place for promoting its 40-cent “Wing Tuesdays” to students, telling the Brooklyn Paper, "We got to do something about Wild Wings. I want this Tuesday restaurant promotion stopped, or the lease of this business revoked."

• 09:46 Buske pranked me last night—convinced me he had H1N1. Afraid that I had it too, I didn't kiss my wife or baby & slept on couch last night.
• 17:50 A Day In The Life Of Nigel Sylvester— vimeo.com/7561189 —Alternate title: How To Wheelie Everywhere And Punch Every Part Of Your Bike
• 18:26 If you don't think this is cute, you're an asshole: twitpic.com/pa1cs